Cinema ine kuseri kwayo nhoroondo yakawandisa yemakirasi makuru akakwanisa kuumba izvo zvatinoziva nhasi sechinomwe art. Mashiripiti anoita kuti tirote, kana kuchema, uye izvo zvatinouya kuzopa hupenyu hwedu kana zvasvika pakuzvidyisa nezviroto. Zvino, munguva yese iyi, taonawo mazita akawanda anotyisidzira mashiripiti iwayo yeindastiri, mafirimu asingamisiki ayo akazunungusa bhokisi hofisi. Unoziva here kuti zvii?
The Cinematic Threat
Sezvatinokuudza, iyo bhaisikopo yakararama munhoroondo yose kuburikidza nemaitiro asina kunaka ayo akaita kuti vazhinji vafunge kuti inogona kunyangarika. Chimurenga chikuru chekutanga chakauya nebhaisikopo sonorous, avo vakauya kuzobvisa nechinyoreso chevanyori vaizviraramisa vachitaura nyaya dzavo nemanzwi epiyano iri nyore mumba. Gare gare kwakauya ruvara, iyo yaizogadzirawo matambudziko mazhinji kune avo vasina nostalgic yevatema nechena, asi yakakunda, uye hauone kuti yaive nesimba sei.
Uye zvakadini neterevhizheni? Nekuita kwayo kukuru uye nekusvika kwetambo mapuratifomu, vakawanda vakasiya mabhaisikopo vachifunga kuti vafa asi ivo vachiri kurarama ... kusvikira internet yasvika, apo unyanzvi hwechinomwe hwakaratidza zvakare simba rayo kuburikidza nekuzvichengetedza pasina matambudziko akawanda. Kune nguva dzose kuderera, asi hakuna kukundwa kwakazara kusati kwasimbiswa nhasi kunyangwe mapuratifomu ekutepfenyura.
Iye zvino, tyisidziro yekusingaperi iyo yakaramba isingatyi mumakore ose aya ndiyo inogona kunge yakaita zvakanyanya kukuvadza kune nheyo dzebhaisikopo. Uye hongu zvirokwazvo tiri kutaura nezvemafirimu akaipa, at zvinonyangadza kuti pfungwa dzine ruremekedzo ruduku rwemabhaisikopo dzakaronga uye kuti nemagwaro avo akaipa, vatungamiri vanotyisa, vateereri vakaipisisa uye vanoparadza, havana kukwanisa kutityisa uye kubvisa makamuri mumhepo.
Mafirimu akaipisisa
Izvo chaizvo mukukudza iyo legion yemafirimu akaipisisa munhoroondo ayo Tichatora rwendo rupfupi rwevane 15 vasina kunaka, yakarairwa kubva zvakanakisa (kana chirevo ichi chinogona kushandiswa pano) kusvika pakuipisisa zvinoenderana nechiyero chakawanikwa muIMDB, dhatabhesi hombe ratinogona kuwana painternet pane chero rudzi rwefirimu, nhevedzano kana audiovisual chigadzirwa chakatangwa pasi rose. nhoroondo.
Wagadzirira here iyi bhaisikopo zvisina maturo? Heano akaipisisa kupfuura ese...
15 - Kubva kunaJustin kuenda kuKelly (2003)
Mumwe weta kubva kuTexas uye mudzidzi weyunivhesiti kubva kuPennsylvania vanosangana panguva yezororo muFort Lauderdale uye ichave mimhanzi inovabatanidza zvachose. Kana kuti kwete? Fungidzira zvimwe...
IMDB Chibodzwa: 2,8
14 – Dragonball Evolution (2009)
Iyi firimu haina kurongerwa kutonga mune idzi runyorwa rwezvakaipisisa zvigadzirwa asi rakaita, zvisinei kuve yakavakirwa pane imwe yeanonyanya kufarirwa anime pasi rose: Dragon Ball. Kwete kunyange Son Goku akakwanisa kuinunura kubva mumarara inochengetwa nevateveri vefranchise.
IMDB Chibodzwa: 2,8
13 - Radhe (2021)
Kugadzirwa kweIndia kunotiudza nyaya yekutorwa kwegororo Gani Bhai. Ichange iri ACP Rajveer Shikawat, anonzi Radhe, uyo ari kutungamira kutanga kudzingirira nechinangwa chekutsvaga mupfumi weguta, uyo achiri kutungamira mafia. Hatitombofungi kuti chii chingabuda mazviri...
IMDB Chibodzwa: 2,7
12 – Ndega muRima (2005)
Kwete kunyange chokwadi chekuvakirwa pamutambo wevhidhiyo wengano kubva kuma90s wakamuponesa kubva pakupisa. Ndoga Dark es chimwe chezvinhu zvakashata zvakagadzirwa zvatinorangarira yevose avo vanofemerwa nekutamba IP yemakomputa kana maconsoles. Nhamo nekuti vaive nemawickers akanaka kuita chimwe chinhu chinonakidza.
IMDB Chibodzwa: 2,7
11 – Pimbisa izvi! (2006)
Kana iwe ukatarisa trailer uchaona Paris Hilton ari kuita mufirimu iri Kana uchida, tichakuudza zvazvinoreva: paYunivhesiti yeSouth Beach, boka revasikana vegore rokutanga vanoda kugamuchirwa muhupenzi. Tinogona kuenderera mberi, asi isu toda kukurega uedze kuona iyo bhaisikopo, kuti ugowana zvese zvakavanzika zvaro ...
IMDB Chibodzwa: 2,7
10 - Battlefield: Earth (2000)
https://youtu.be/Zk8f2N3ji7k
John Travolta haana kuonekwa mune imwe yakafanana nayo. mugore re3000 Nyika iri mumaoko ePsychlos saka tose tiri muuranda. Zviripachena kuti hatigutsikane nekurarama seizvi, saka chimurenga chinotanga chinoedza kudzoreredza rusununguko kupasi rose. Unoda chero vaparadzi?
IMDB Chibodzwa: 2,6
9-Epic Movie (2007)
Kune imwe genre pachayo inova mabhaisikopo anoseka vamwe vakabudirira uye anowanzo kushevedzwa nemazita akadai. Njodzi Movie, Sravana Sameeralu Serial XNUMXth Spanish Movie… Kana Epic bhaisikopo. Pachiitiko ichi, chinangwa chekuseka uye majee ndicho epic sagas yemaitiro e Mapurisa eCaribbean, Superman y Charlie uye Chocolate Factory. Kana iwe uchikwanisa kutsungirira kusvika kumagumo ... makorokoto! Unogona nezvose.
IMDB Chibodzwa: 2,5
8 - Kuchengetedza Kisimusi (2014)
Kirk Cameron, wechidiki akabudirira mumakore ekuma90, ane nyeredzi mufirimu iri rinotiendesa kumabiko eKisimusi kwaanoda kutiratidza kuti iye pachake. Jesucristo inoramba iri imwe yezvakakosha zvepati. Hatigone kufungidzira zvatichawana… uye iwe?
IMDB Chibodzwa: 2,5
7 – The Mask 2 (2005)
Kana iyo yekutanga firimu isina kushata zvachose uye yakatibatsira kusangana neakawanda Jim Carrey akapenda zvakare nekuda kwekombuta yedhijitari maitiro, yechipiri inoita kusvetuka kwechokwadi kune chokwadi. audiovisual inotyisa. Tarisa uone turera iyo inokosha. Kana kuti?
IMDB Chibodzwa: 2,5
6 - Imba yevakafa (2003)
Kana paine mutungamiriri ari inyanzvi mukuita echokwadi clunkers isingaonekwe, ndiko Uwe boll, iyo iri mufirimu iyi inotipa kuratidzwa kwakanaka. Nyaya yeboka revadzidzi vanoenda kuchitsuwa kunoronga a Madhindindi mune yakazara zombie kupinda ndeimwe yeaya anomaka nguva. Ukazvitora uchiseka, zvinotosetsa.
IMDB Chibodzwa: 2,5
5 - Runako uye Chikara (2008)
Paris Hilton akaedza zvakare neiyi firimu umo iye ari mukuru protagonist... uye ndozvazvakaita. Nyaya yake inotipinza mutsoka dzemurume anoda kuchengeta maappointment nehunhu hwa Celebrity asi, kuti aiwane, achafanirwa kuzadzisa basa: tsvaga mukwikwidzi weshamwari yake, uyo akashata zvishoma kupfuura mamirioni ane blonde. Zvakanaka, zvakati wandei. Saka zita racho muchiSpanish.
IMDB Chibodzwa: 2,4
4 - Birdemic: Kuvhunduka uye Kutyisa (2010)
Kana Alfred Hitchcock akasimudza musoro wake, aizotambudza avo vane mhosva yekurwiswa kwefirimu iyi. Shiri inotiudza nyaya ye boka reshiri dzinoshanduka iyo inorwisa guta duku ... asi heroic performance yevaviri vanopikisa ichaonekwa. Vachakwanisa sei kugumisa kutyisidzira? Iwe uri patenterhooks chii?
IMDB Chibodzwa: 2,3
3 – Superbabies (2004)
Isu takapinda muTop 3 yechikamu ichi uye zvinofanirwa kutaurwa izvozvo vakomana vakuru havana mhosva zvehutsvina hwakagadzirwa nevakuru. Firimu iri rinotaura nyaya yeboka revana vadiki vanotaura vanotanga rwendo rwekutsemura bumbiro remutauro wevana. Basa rinozobvumira vacheche vose munyika kuti vawane ruponeso rwavanoshuva. Hazvitsananguriki.
IMDB Chibodzwa: 2,3
2 - Maoko: Maoko eFate (1966)
Neanenge makore 60 shure kwake, firimu iri rinotyisa uye rinotyisa mupfungwa dzakafara dzemashoko. Nyaya yake inotitaurira kuti mhuri inorasika sei munzira uye inoguma yasangana nekapoka kaSatani. Kana uchizomuona, gara nezita iri: Torgo.
IMDB Chibodzwa: 2,2
1 – Disaster Movie (2008)
Munzvimbo yekutanga yemafirimu akaipisisa, imwe yeiyo yaisagona kushaikwa Vadivelu Comedy Losquesea Movie uyo anoseka zvimwe zvigadzirwa zvakabudirira. Muchiitiko ichi, the njodzi dzinongoitika dzoga (uye yerumwe rudzi) anoshandiswa kuita kuti vatambi vemumabhaisikopo vasina chekuita nerudzi vaonekwe pachiratidziri: saIron Man, Indiana Jones, Enchanted uye zvimwe zvinhu zvakawanda zvisingatsungiririki izvo zvinozoita kuti uvenge mafirimu nekuda kwehuwandu hwe. nyambo dzakaipa kudaro Shoko.
IMDB Chibodzwa: 2,1
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